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“quencher-sized ejaculate” aaaaahahahahahhahahahahaha. Ahem, thank you.

Such is the moon phase of whatever sorority girls deem is cool. Soon a bacteria infection from one of them not cleaning the straw for a whole year will take out a Queen and then Stanley may find he has blue balls once more. Only to be loving caressed by the rough hands of their steady tradie who fucking loves cold water and has a gut microbiome that could digest a BP raw sausage roll.

Sunrise, sunset…

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